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Well I don't have the painkillers yet, so I guess I'm not really crazy. I guess the anesthesia is still owning. Painkillers don't work very well on me.
Anesthesia owns. It's the best feeling you'll ever have in your life. I woke up and everything was heaven.
My only complaint so far is that they had to stab me 3 times to get the IV in for the medication.
Yeah. If you get a chance to get your wisdom teeth pulled, do it. It rocks.
They say I might turn into a complete bitching prick in a couple hours, though.
Stay tuned.
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Alright so
tip#1
Don't go to a crowded-ass pharmacy and get your pills too fucking late. You will realize that once the novocaine wears off you may end up screaming in pain.
tip#2
They're not shitting you when they tell you "don't spit and don't suck on straws". It hurts. You bleed. It sucks. This can be a problem when your mouth is filling up with saliva and countless ounces of blood. You literally have to drool it out and wipe it out with something. This leads to
tip#3
The gauze: don't wait to replace it. You'll realize it stopped working when blood is spilling out from your numb lips
tip#4
Don't try to talk to people. You sound like a retard. It can also be painful.
tip#5
Savor the anesthesia. If you've been lucky enough to be put asleep during the operation, you may realize it's probably the most pleasant thing you will ever experience. You can't use the orgasm argument here because that's already a given. Aside from that, it is amazing. I doubt heaven can compete with anesthesia.
tip#6
Vicodin is the shit. Do not stand near ledges or extremely hard/sharp objects after use. You may die.
tip#7
Don't take candy from strangers
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tip#8
When you think you're just about ready to try and eat that something
you're wrong
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